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Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

I'm sorry but yeah, this is the one. when I get a dog, it'll be a Bolognese.

what I like about them so much is that even in show-groom, where they've been conditioned and brushed and trimmed to perfection, they still look like the "before" shot of some shelter groomer video. and they're born like that. the fresh puppies in the bottom pic look like they've crawled out of a pile of used cigarettes. I honestly think this is why the breed is so uncommon: no one wants to spend big bucks on an animal genetically engineered to look your great-aunt's neglected couch ornament of indeterminate age that should probably be mercy killed but is somehow still trucking along.

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

man i am fucking sick of all this Yin! I’m going over to the Yang so i can finally be away from this shit ass Yin!

OH WTF! !!

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.