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I imagine the kitchen in my little cottage smells like fresh flowers and tea 🌻

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bro…this is straight up beautiful
Meanwhile with the cast of beetlejuice
Lol
honestly realizing my attraction to beetlejuice has made me appreciate more diverse body types in real life. like, i been supported body positivity ofc, but i had never actually felt attracted to people with body types outside the societal/cultural “norms” for beauty standards until i watched the beetlejuice musical boot. like i guess realizing i could be attracted to someone like beetlejuice really just opened my eyes to all the beautiful people already around me. i mean i know lots of us in this fandom joke about how being attracted to beetlejuice means we have no standards, but that’s because beetlejuice is literally, canonically a disgusting, decaying/decayed (un)dead person(/demon/being), not because of his body type lol.
so tl;dr: alex brightman’s beetlejuice and will blum’s beetlejuice undid years of beauty standard conditioning from the patriarchy
THIS
THIS
THIIIIIIIIISSSSS

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i guess i’m coming back to tumblr?????? what’s up i have a girlfriend now ( @lovebugbeej ) and i’m not as deep into the btm fandom as i used to be, as my fixation kind of stopped, but i still really love it! i’m probably just gonna lurk around and simp for my gf when she’s active :P
i make ya man wanna speak spanish
Italian*👼
make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis
NO GUYS I SEE YOUR NOTES BUT I DON’T THINK YOU GET IT
HE DID IT
Animal snaps
you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this
me talking to the dinosaur pellet i just put in a glass of water

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Living Alone by Yaoyao Ma Van As.
Alone is not the same as lonely.
Woah ❤ I love these ❤
remember, this is for a DOOR lock.
remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.
its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.
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if youre picking one of these
you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.
. if its one of these
you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.
. for a chain deadbolt,
you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down
. for one of these rotating combination locks
you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:
spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops
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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!
Thanku
*frantically takes more notes*
It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.
yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki
There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.
Snakes are deaf.
maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes

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ok so like. my brain has two modes when i’m bored at school that i just categorize as z o o m and v̵̧̨͓͈̖͍͖̘̱̻̿̄̏̏͊̈́͠ō̷̗̖̮͛͂̃̿̀̄͆̈́̿i̸͈̺̘̣͙̇̾̌́͝d̴͎͓͍̣͗̓.
z o o m is just.
me: i’m bored
brain: hey hey hey is time to move! you gotta move around! or draw! or think about something! pay absolutely no attention to what’s going on! here’s a song on repeat! and another! and another!
me, now vibrating in my chair: okayokayokay
and then v̵̧̨͓͈̖͍͖̘̱̻̿̄̏̏͊̈́͠ō̷̗̖̮͛͂̃̿̀̄͆̈́̿i̸͈̺̘̣͙̇̾̌́͝d̴͎͓͍̣͗̓ is just,,,, the opposite really.
me: i’m bored.
brain: you’re going to space out to the point where you’re not aware of anything going on around you or just flat out pass out.
me, suddenly exhausted: wait wh- *asleep*
like please i just. wanna pay attention in class and know what’s actually going on for once.
Otis is actually canonically trans
the laughing cow is trans too wake up
i love these trans cow icons