Anxiety Is Not A Character Flaw

I strongly believe that Zaeth is like 7 steps into his 10 step plan to become Darkness Man and Bat Child’s third and he hasn't yet realized they're not actually in a relationship

The 7’5 foot ripped vampire who calls himself a superhero, turns himself into trash, gets easily embarrassed, and wears a sharp polo / turtleneck when going to events has enraptured me in a way I have not before found possible

i love that whenever someone blames darkness man for anything, murph immediately starts screaming his defenses

The fact that Emily Axford is trending alongside dimension 20 is very important to me

Theres nothing funnier than Murph saying "Darkness man is laughing so hard he has to leave the room" with a completely straight factual voice.

I'd also like to shout out Murph's truly unparalleled straight-manning abilities, because HJ trying to fuck a dying clown in a ditch is funny, sure, but Murph insisting Beardsley retake their turn is what pushes it over the top to unforgettable.

nancy danderhoof could do interview with the vampire but daniel molloy couldn't do around the town

I do have to give it to Lindsey Graham. Randomly dropping dead while we’re all hyper focused on Mitch McConnell being kept alive with necromancy was the funniest thing he could ever do