"human" disaster

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Akira bike sliding on a horse

my me hurts

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

buying an evil duvet from Dread Wrath & Beyond