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do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

Yield to my will bro

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

All of the evil shit walter white did in breaking bad is masterfully foreshadowed in the first episode when we're shown that he's the kind of man who names his son after himself.

I only noticed this on rewatch but there's a really chilling bit of foreshadowing for Walt's descent into villainy in that they called the show breaking bad instead of fixing good

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

translation is impossoble you cant do it

Extremely annoying anime fans when a character says "itadakimasu"

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

dude so distraught he forgot his age