Like Clockwork

it’s because i’m always under some damn curse

Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

The construction workers within the community will keep up on maintenance. You see that? This is solidarity and mutual aid in the face of capitalist oppression. 

WORKERS CO-OPS WORKERS CO-OPS WORKERS CO-OPS WORKERS

in order to not succumb to sex negative conservatism you have to accept that people will get off to things that are upsetting to you. and you cannot assume anything about what they have or have not experienced, what they do or do not believe, and how they act based solely on what gets them off. even if it's extremely confusing and disturbing to you. there are people who have only ever had heterosexual vanilla sex in missionary with the lights off, who actively contribute to more real world harm than your average fetish artist. kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way.

just sayin'

This should be taught in school.

thank u earth for leather & fur & sex & pottery & laughter & rain & the lilac bush & hay in a field & cows to eat the hay & thank u earth for a perfect view of the moon

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

my favorite thing about jacob anderson and sam reid is that jacob anderson is married with a child and has a second career as a respected musician and sam reid is a 37 year old vaping bachelor with a helix piercing who has recently emerged into peak hotness and slutability. and they’re bffls.

my favorite thing about eric bogesian and assad zaman is that eric bogesian is a ‘you need to put a brass pipe in this prop box of crack. people in the 70s smoked crack with brass pipes. trust me.’ seasoned cultural icon and assad zaman is a green passionate artsy theater kid following him around telling him how much their tv show characters are gonna fuck in the future.