DID YOU MISS ME?

everyone hears all aabout how mosquitos suck the blood out of people but what they don't know is they take that blood and put it in someone else. they give that blood to people in need. people who would die without it

they're just jealous that my body has already completely rotted inside and will decompose faster when it dies

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

THAT IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY !!!! (CREEPY) (DARK) (FULL OF RATS AND COCKROACHES) (SMELLS OF GARBAGE) (MYSTERIOUS STAINS)

watch the fuck out for my cutie mew mew blast

there will be no survivors