i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

that bald kid from avatar

bong?

water

no he was an air blender

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

no you know what? fuck this? fuck you. all furries should be locked up for their crimes. if you’ve ever had a fursona you’re scum. 

op lets swap urls

i dont think i’ve ever been owned this hard. i think i owe you money now

we out here loving women