you can fly away!

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍