Cycero Tesla

Just had a terrifying cryptid idea

A moose crossed with a kangaroo

I don’t even know how this would work but the idea of a creature with the energy of both a moose AND a kangaroo terrifies me to my core

angry centaur

See, I thought about that, but part of the terror of a kangaroo is the hopping part. I don’t know how a centaur would effectively communicate that terror.

KANGAROOSE

It should be bigger considering the size of moose

@gallusrostromegalus If I have to imagine this terror, so do you.

Dear Goddes above, the steaks on those hoppers would be curative of all wounds.

The idea of ‘Feral Scientist’ is just so Fucking Funny to me, like ‘i just found this dude on the side of the road muttering about quantum physics is it rabid’ like thats just any scientist 

Adopt, don’t buy! In the current environment of anti-intellectualism and austerity, many labs are simply abandoning their scientists. These strays are full of love for the right home! They might be timid and shy at first, but show them some love and before you know it they’ll be curled up in your lap telling you about their research. You’ll never find a friend as dedicated and loyal as a rescue scientist.

But please be aware that certain species of archaeologists, geologists, and palaeontologists can and do thrive in the wild! Some may enjoy being adopted into a loving home but others are best left feral, as they cannot be fully house-trained and will insist on bringing dirt and mysterious rocks into your home on a near-daily basis.

@sapphoshoe

i just want to point out that if you become a mad scientist supervillain, your university WILL revoke your doctorate

The van whips through traffic,defying both traffic the laws of physics, and  more than likely sending traffic cops into apoplectic fits “Told you they worked!” 

Shouting over the sound of the engines he settles his headgear firmly on, and the taps them “Reflex enhancing goggles, straight out of  development” he comments as he starts weaving through the traffic, “Nothing like the present for a test run!”