These are the tales

If your vision of the future doesn't involve skeleton warriors hitting each other with swords You need to grow the fuck up

when you follow me it activates the evil in your heart and you turn into a skeleton warrior.

they injected my dog with skeleton dna

You might think "Oh I can just fight my way through the Dark Lord's skeleton army, skeletons are really weak and fragile" but dude, he's got so many skeletons, dude.

there's only 13 episodes of this entire show which is sad until youre me and attempt digital upscaling and the process takes at least 45 mins per episode

Five hours

"[fav unhinged character] would kill you" no they wouldnt actually i asked them and they said no

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

every evil cartoon scientist is transgender

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.