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this gets so much funnier when you consider that people literally just live on mount everest, there's a perfect parallel between random europeans "discovering" a mountain that people already live on and medical professionals suddenly discovering autism despite people having it going back god knows how long

ktempestbradford

I once read a post (probably on twitter) where someone asked something like: If neurodiverse people have always been around, how did they get by in times past and ancient times?

The thread was about how there were accommodations even if people of the times didn't truly understand differences in the way the brain worked. So you're sensitive to sound and want to be left alone hyperfixating? Welcome to the Abbey where we make illuminated manuscripts. Welcome to the jewelry guild where we make the tiniest of beads, then string them together into complex designs. Welcome to the rug factory where we do the same but with animal hair.

Hell, in ancient times it was probably much easier to be neurodiverse and to be accommodated because there weren't these ridiculous ideas about having to work 8 hours straight in a day, or even work during the day, and there wasn't so much effing noise everywhere, or the same kinds of societal expectations, not to mention being far more community-minded instead of individualistic.

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peterokii

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw”

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

peterokii

expanding the coworker universe

heatwa-ves

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

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deaddolin

do yall look at your keyboard when you’re typing

deaddolin

respond with your age too btw

#no #i am 29

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attackfish

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

marxistgnome

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

thestuffedalligator

Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

thestuffedalligator

Or they’re also trying to kill Dracula, but exclusively during the parts of the book when he’s turned into a bat.

thestuffedalligator

Dracula invited a human realtor and a mouse realtor to his castle and there were extended periods of time where he would say to his human realtor “Ah please excuse me I have business to attend to” and turn into a bat to talk to his mouse realtor.

under-the-arch

for-k-is-king

@under-palemoonlight

awakecorgi704-deactivated202007

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

nebmia

so apparently in 815 CE there was a common belief that sky pirates sailed ships in the clouds and (working in collaberation with frankish weather wizards) stole all the crops that got damaged in storms and took them back to the cloud realm of magonia.

And this was apparently a common enough belief that an archbishop felt the need to write a treatise to debunk it and insist that only god controls the weather, which is the only reason we know about it.

there are three important points to take from this, i think

This is great inspiration for your next dnd game

Tropes that might seem relatively modern (like airship pirates) can often actually go WAY back

The stuff your average medieval christian actually believed in will often have very little resemblance to christianity. And thats before you even get to the proper heretics. EDIT: people keep asking for the source and its now been added multiple times in different reblog chains. I should have put it in the original post but i am a fool: https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/source/Agobard-OnHailandThunder.asp

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druid-for-hire

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

sandersstudies

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

hoonkus-deactivated20230701

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

deliciouspaintthinner

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

sandersstudies

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

i-like-to-think-that-im-cool

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

the-quasar-hero

Listen, buddy, the sooner you realize I can’t be killed with any weapon made upon this world, the sooner we can be friends :)

the-quasar-hero

Oh, you made a knife with iron from a meteorite? Good thinking, pal! Did you also make the knife while in orbit? No? Then it was made upon this world, and thus can’t kill me. Now can we please play Mario kart?

the-quasar-hero

Wow, you summoned an ancient hero from the past to defeat me. That would be sick if the elemental composition of the world was different back then. But since it wasn’t I’m going to teach them how to play Bomberman

catchymemes

catnippackets

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

catnippackets

had to draw it

catnippackets

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

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