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@etlu-yume
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
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Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends
I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...
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Someone said “The slow burn of becoming yourself” and I think that might be one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. It’s such a good reminder of how much it takes, how much character development, how much change, and beauty and courage it takes to reach your soul and I hope no one ever gives up on becoming themselves because it’s a never ending journey that only gets better.
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
good!
I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die
OMG I GOT SPOONS! IF THEY CAN THEY BE THE METPHORICAL KIND, HOLY SHIT I GET TO LIVE FOR REAL AGAIN.
Like my learned prev, I also got spoons and am hoping they're the metaphorical kind.
In the event they are not, however, I am arranging a situation whereby no office tearoom ever runs out of spoons because people keep hoarding them at their desks again.
I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.
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being reminded about Medievil's existence and just that the plot really sort of is "Local sorcerer raises the dead to create an undead army, accidentally revives legendary champion from the war against him 100 years ago."
You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!
Are you happy with it?
^^^^^^
https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu
Are you happy with it?
yes!! I love it
yes!
It's okay I guess
no
NO.
results/other
(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)
The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"
On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."
Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.
how do you feel about your hometown
love it/never wanna leave (still live there)
mid/whatever (still live there)
hate it (still live there)
love it/miss it (don't live there)
mid/whatever (don't live there)
hate it/good riddance (don't live there)
im bald
saw a post that made me wonder this. please tag with your thoughts im curious!!
Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme
Thread here
Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.
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This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic
Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.
Think I’m going to start assuming anything from a verified twitter account is AI slop until proven otherwise.
That story about a cat called Felix Martinez who was summonsed for jury service didn’t sit right with me and lo and behold the original author on twitter describes themselves as an “imaginary writer”.
This is the sort of thing that should make local news. And it did! But in 2010 and the cat was called Sal Esposito.
And of course the article that still exist about that cat’s story is criticising media outlets at the time for publishing for clicks and not doing proper research on things like when the story had taken place
