being young and having grey hair is hot hello beautiful what’s got you so tortured

hey, im not being condescending! i said i love it, it adds character

sorry i was trying to fight with you on purpose i just wanted to argue with someone this morning. but you’ve shown me love and kindness and i can’t balk or scoff in the face of that

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

thats fucking wrestling right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop in the ring, men deliver their new born baby at the commentary desk. fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. take it to the showers. dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. we win together we celebrate together. wrestling is back baby.

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

sitting on the bus on a foggy morning and only thinking — is this, finally, my life? do i hold it with both hands? do i try to live?

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