bitter and hopelessly untrendy

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

aborted horse: hey can you abort some sugarcubes and an apple? i'm kind of hungry in the aborted horse purgatory dimension

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

The political party that legalized running over protesters is appalled at this climate of political violence.

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game