and they said guys with ketchup stains on their jeans can’t get a girlfriend 😂🙄

she broke up with me

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Jordi Garriga Mora, b. 1962

the solarpunk party is being torn apart by an ideological divide between the orthodox yogurtists and the progressive post-yogurtists

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

i love you rice with some bullshit

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched