A Work of Fiction

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

I hope you’re all ready!!!!

You guys probably think you know what this is, but you really don’t. Watch it, you won’t regret it.

YES

Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray

I don’t remember this happening in the books

what

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

Crying

the human male is a large annoying loud pair of gonads im dead

set two fucking gallons of corn before your husband to passive-aggressively remind him you’d like to eat out once in a fucking while