when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

behind every gay mutant is a gayer, more evil, gay mutant

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

just quietly making myself a pile of photos of the house that was slowly falling down throughout all of my childhood ….. always looked forward to seeing its tilt when we drove by !

oopsies i fell 🦄🧁🍭🐰🌈🫧🫀🍀