don't go in the woods

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes

Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me

You’ve heard of mlm, you’ve heard of wlw, now get ready for: pvp.

today i learned that vikings exchanged swords as part of their wedding vows and i for one think we should bring that back

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem