Customer Service Wolf

I still think about all the times i’ve nearly ended a call at work with ‘ok, love you, byeeeee’ 

Perhaps wasting a bag isn’t punishable by death, but it was certainly very satisfying to draw. 

When the path of least resistance is just hitting that 10% button ...

*aggressive car key jangling*

Please note i’m not shaming this bunny for the Dolly Parton. He gets a glare for idly browsing and leaving her out on the coffee table display because Dolly is to be treated respectfully at all times, even in gift book format. 

*gentle susurration of the ice crystals drifting*

If anyone says they can put together a cardboard dump bin display with ease, they're either a wizard with an engineering degree or flat out lying.

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After a long day of being told how to do my job I couldn’t think independently enough to title this, so yeah. 

Hypnosis would be much more effective if they used a wealthy grandparent trying to get shopkeepers to agree with how suitable the wrapping paper is, instead of a dangly watch IMO

Wow, Customer Service Wolf made their way over to the BBC today! I had a great chat with Dhruti Shah about making comics and selling books (not always at the same time).

“Uh, Hah! ih than da BOONKShah?” *proceeds to make complicated inquiry on speakerphone in what sounds like a busy pub*

To your right. No no, YOUR right. There you go. 

Hope you rested up for the after-school rush! 

In which a good cup of tea is mostly wasted </3

No, you’ve been waiting in line and hallucinating wildly. 

The song is Big Bulbs by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, if you want a little seasonal music in September like my colleague seems to ...