zoo wee mama!

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

the funniest thing wrong with me is that i'm so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on me

every time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any effect

[image description: a photo of a plushie of the pokemon poliwhirl, lying on a lilypad in a muddy pond]

i miss the late 2000s trend where artists would play their own romantic rivals in music videos

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google