hello

Take the baby love the baby keep the baby

I love the cat communal instinct for raising kittens.

Cats will see a baby and go "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

i swear to god this said some thing different

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

the holy trinity

these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.

the pandemic is not over so remember: longswords, spears and javelins only

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

*looks up @ the heavens* girl help

et tu bestie?

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet

Bro didn’t have to go that hard but he did