Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates

I’m fascinated by the implicit lore of different members of this family being tasked with looking after this immortal mystery dog

Nothing is more exhausting than constantly having to pretend you want to be alive

Do it for you. Not to impress others or prove haters wrong. Not to post on social media or show people you made it. Don’t even do it for your parents, or your friends, or your spouse. Become successful, become the best version of yourself that you can, improve and work on yourself and strive and blossom and grow, for you.

I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them

OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later