Droppin the Science

Had some fucker in a truck with LED headlights flashing his goddamned LED high beams at me to get me to change lanes last night.

But really- there should be a law that limits maximum brightness on headlights

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

i am once again asking for a drag queen slasher-like movie

The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror!!

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

gromit calls you gay asmr

oh my gOD I REMEMBER THIS