Madison Paige

He taken a selfie with a security cam?

The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear.

today’s friday the 13th and if i don’t get violently murdered then what’s the point

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

I know I don’t ask for much but I would really appreciate another girlfriend

Four is enough!

stop yelling at me

how was everyone’s tuesday?

its thursday

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

not 2 be ungrapefruit but……why i look like that……

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

I’m not crying you’re crying

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

Source: Trump man baby imagination.

You: missing the joke

Legit: what is the joke?

Nobody tell them. It’s their loss.

I’m at a Loss for words here.

i’m SCREAMING HOLY SHIT

I’m at a loss here if only there was a .jpg to help me out

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it