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I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

truthfully ive never been super into enemies to lovers as a trope if only because it implies some kind of movement from one status to the other. i dont want the enemies to become lovers i want them to remain enemies while being weird and obsessive and gay about it. you cant take the enemies out of the equation okay thats the whole sauce to me.