time to Print & Photo-synthesis!

So wow, I am really grateful that I published my shenanigans onto Tumblr. I’ll probably do this gimmick again on the new Onceler fandom wiki, so if you see an image upload please check out the image article/description!

STAY TUNED 🫵

Okay his icon is going to be the dollar (💲), look at this capitalist

Nice to live so close to work!!!

Wait he's so happy looking omg what "Come gets your salary!" 💲💲💲

So wow, I am really grateful that I published my shenanigans onto Tumblr. I’ll probably do this gimmick again on the new Onceler fandom wiki, so if you see an image upload please check out the image article/description!

Huge thanks to Vanilla for finding the Once-ler ref in the Green Eggs and Ham series that just came out!! This makes me SO happy. I’d like to hear everyone’s headcanons for this.

Yeah so ever since Gravity Falls became trendy,

Bill has been getting a lot of attention, and Once-ler is totally not jealous! 😅

So wow, I am really grateful that I published my shenanigans onto Tumblr. I’ll probably do this gimmick again on the new Onceler fandom wiki, so if you see an image upload please check out the image article/description!

THEY KILLED THE ONCELER WIKI?!? Dude… 😭 my articles… My LQ and Swone articles. GONE just like that…

You know what, screw these guys. I’ll make my own wiki. This time I’ll take it seriously, I’ll make a better wiki cause I know for a fact most of the articles were made by trolls or tourists anyway.

Alright class, let me break this down for you. Got a few handy diagrams and everything for all you visual learners out there.

Once-ler destiny is everything. A series of… hah. “Canon events”, if you will, that makes us who we are. It’s not just a set of guidelines, either. It’s the rulebook. Diverge from the path? Sorry, don’t pass go, don’t collect two hundred dollars. Or for those of you who don’t know Monopoly lingo, I'll make it real simple for you.

You aren't actually a Once-ler.

And if you’re a Once-ler— like, really a Once-ler— then you’ll eventually experience each and every single one of these chapters of your life. Some are good. Some are bad.

Some are very bad.

The beginning Once-lers typically leave home at an early age to make their way in the world. They'll find the truffula valley, make their first Thneed, and eventually get their business off the ground. It's not always easy, but it's almost certain to be a guaranteed success.

The middle Business is booming. A factory blooms like a metallic flower where there once was a cozy little cottage. Thneed production is in full swing. Stocks are through the roof. Pollution of the surrounding area and town increases. Everyone says you're too big to fail. Until you aren't.