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Sweet? Maybe not the word I’d go with. Relationship tattoos in weird spots, you might as well just skip that and write a sonnet or something. Same kind of cringey, but at least not as permanent. 

Oh please, anything up for an Oscar has at least one sighting of perky tits in it. Have you seen Nymphomaniac or whatever. They didn’t even get a vague, foreign film nomination and still made a part 2. 

Sounds like a pretty great duo….what does that Tarkovsky guy direct? I’m not too film savvy, but, he sounds really familiar.

The best! Next time it’ll be Tacos and Tarantino. Stalker and Mirror are my favourites. 

When you casually drop names of Russian directors your cute factor plummets, and your ‘secretly has swiped a kidney before’ factor skyrockets hot. Hit me up when it’s ‘porn and potstickers’ night and I’ll join. 

Yeah, it’s pretty much rule number one for tattoos. Love fades, but cheesy name tattoos are forever. Unless you’re cool with lasers. It’s all just unnecessary pain though. 

A film and food festival? We’d be goddesses among the mere mortals in the county. Although if Ja Rule if comes up to us trying to take it to the next level, we definitely gotta say no. Although we can adopt one dog from one shelter currently. That’s feasible for us. We’ll alternate weeks and weekends.

Don’t worry - if Ja Rule comes anywhere near us I’ll take him down. I can be scary when I want to be. Okay, one dog for now. I hope you know I’m dead serious. We’ll be the coolest dog moms!

You absolutely should. Trademark, get some food trucks from Portland in on it, and play a bunch of classics. Charge 10 a ticket, we’d make a killing.

First day back in Castleport after spending a week in Boston. Gotta admit, I miss that place, but it’s good to be back. If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the office all day. Got a lot of stuff to go through and catchup on.

You know what I’ll never get used to? Hospitals. They all smell the same and their cafeteria food is absolutely disgusting. One of the many reasons I’m glad this isn’t a part of my weekly routine anymore.

Whenever I’m having a weird day at work I try to remember nothing will ever come close to the weirdness that was the time back in Boston when this guy insisted on getting his wife’s name…well let’s just say in a really…sensitive area. Really puts those complaints about tribal tats into perspective.

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