Don't touch me, I'm feral

The thought of being fucked by a man made out of wicker baskets is a sensory nightmare like no other.

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

Oh you can fucking BET I’ll be sitting my entire ass down to watch Olivia Colman get fucked by a himbo twig

Sorry about spamming multiple posts about The Character(s)™ I’m normal now

Inside me, there are two storytellers. One likes cute characters doing cute things with no stakes. The other commits war crimes against my characters and then cries about it later

they opened young sherlock with sherlock and moriarty homoerotically quoting the art of war at each other this is kind of crazy actually

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”