Cupcake Kills

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT

Life tip (for bi women): the next time a guy is all like “so you’re bi huh? does that mean you want to have a threesome” say “yes!” and then explain how you’ve always loved the idea of sleeping with two men at once

what do I do if he’s into it

~party time~

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

sometimes u just gotta wear a robe with ur tiddies out… get high… lament

I thought i wrote this and I was so scared

?? i started reading this post and i thought i must have wrote this and i was like damn who is she at myself

ur probably wondering why i gathered u all here today

I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts

Why do you hate HOH and deaf people??

here’s an alternate theory: i wasn’t thinking about them when i made this post, and you know that as well, but decided u would make an issue out of this anyway

“tumblr: a short story”, 2016

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

I love that many of the actors of colors actually voiced characters of color and many of their own ethnic background

GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

You just made my post 200% better.

😲

This is one of the saddest things I have ever read.

The American Healthcare System isn’t broken. It was designed like this. They did this on purpose, and we let them.