Adventures of a trans warrior princess

booooom shots fired

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

Jesus

I like the symbolism here of them physically trading places.

He’s so well spoken.

Don’t imagine Luke trying to take care of baby Rey at the jedi temple. Don’t imagine Luke trying to bounce Rey gently with the force so he can try to train the Padawans. Don’t imagine Rey screaming louder because she isn’t being held by her dad which is what she wanted. Don’t imagine Ezra and Leia laughing at Luke until he just takes the baby and bounces her like she wants. Don’t imagine the Padawans trying to watch Rey as part of their training because they can’t connect with a grumpy baby through the force what can they do? Don’t imagine Rey taking naps in the meditation rooms. Don’t imagine Rey learning how to walk on the Millennium Falcon because sometimes Han takes baby watching duty because he misses having a baby around. Don’t imagine Leia trying to do Rey’s hair but struggling with the fine baby hairs. Don’t imagine tiny Rey trying to boss around the Padawans like a proper jedi general in training. Don’t imagine Uncle Lando trying to teach little Rey how to play cards, just like he tried to teach her cousin. Don’t imagine Rey figuring out binary from listening to R2 and her dad speak. Don’t imagine Luke gently kissing her forehead and telling her what a fine jedi she’ll make one day. Don’t imagine baby Rey.

IM NOT CRYING ON THE BUS!

This episode helped me get over the anxiety I had about buying things and feeling selfish because of the way my mom would make us feel. Thank you Donna and Tom!

reblog if you’re horrible at time management, hate the american school system, or really like hot cheetos