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in case anyone was wondering: jack’s controversially young gf has relapsed into her lana del rey phase and is playing lana all the time and jack’s getting really really confused and wondering if this fucking play is about him
meanwhile she’s just going through the entire discography and briefly wondering why she’s feeling the need to reopen this exhibit of her brain that’s been closed for years.
maybe she’s like “huh! this is hitting so hard lately!” and jack’s like “yeahhhh baby bet it is.”
jack abbot who had always thought of himself as a dog guy until you brought home a little grey kitten you found in the ambulance bay. now your text chain looks like this
synopsis 𓂃 ໒꒱ you find yourself in a sticky situation when a spider makes an appearance in your room, but jack comes to the rescue. (1k+)
pairing 𓂃 ໒꒱ jack abbot x fem!reader
content 𓂃 ໒꒱ established relationship, reader being absolutely terrified of spiders (because who isn’t), fluff, not proof read soz, and jack with his dry humour ;)
The scream that echoed through the apartment had Jack abandoning whatever he was doing in the kitchen before he could even think.
He was already halfway down the hall by the time you yelled his name again.
“Jack!”
Pairing: Jack Abbot x depressed!reader - established relationship Content Warning: Angst. Depression and all the wonderful things that encompass it. Breaking up. Author's Notes: My first ever smau!!!!!
It’s past midnight, you’re at an all time low, worse than usual. One thought feeding into a million...leading into you staying up all night overthinking and being convinced that the right thing to do is to break up with Jack.

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jack’s running late for work. he should’ve left ten minutes ago, but a couple shifts with the SWAT unit have caught up with him and he snoozed his alarm more times than he would’ve liked. he’s just about to grab his keys and run out of the door when you enter your shared apartment, the pout on your lips making him stop in his tracks.
“you okay, honey?” he asks softly, dropping his keys in the bowl by the door so he can cup your face in his large hands and bring you into him.
“shitty day,” you sound close to tears and it makes jack hold you tighter. “hey, what time is it? shouldn’t you be gone already?”
“i have a second to hold my girl.”
you melt into his arms, and with zero hesitation he shoots robby a text that he isn’t gonna make it in today.
— old man!jack whose stamina isn’t what it used to be. . .good thing he’s got a pretty young girlfriend to take care of him! 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯⋆. ❤︎︎
content warnings ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ piv sex. pet names. riding. smutty thoughts! 𓂃˖ ࣪⊹
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jack feels insecure that he can’t always fuck you the way he wants to, that he lost of the gift of the stamina he had when he was younger. but between his age and the prosthetic, it’s not always easy to go as rough as he might like, and sometimes he feels like you don’t get as much out of your sex life as you want.
but that couldn’t be further from the truth. one day, you’re impaled on his cock while he thrusts into you from below, stealing any and all control from you. yet as the minutes go on, he can’t keep up, slowing to a halt with sweat trickling down both his skin and yours.
“m’sorry, sweetheart,” he mumbles, kissing your pulse point. “m’trying here, really am. jus’ tired.”
“you don’t have to say sorry, baby,” you say with a smile. your boyfriend could get so in his head sometimes, and it made you want to reassure him all the more.
you start to bounce up and down in his lap on your own, pulling a moan from jack’s throat. “fuck, h- honey, wait. supposed to be fucking you, not the other way ‘round.”
“this is a two-way street, jackie. don’t worry. i’ve got it,” you said. you whined as you squeezed around his cock, the size of him leaving you utterly full like always. “doesn’t my pussy feel so good, babe?”
“so, so good, baby. shit,” jack practically whimpered in response. he held your hips as you took your pleasure in his lap. “still wan’ fuck you.”
“u’re so sweet, jackie. but don’t worry. your big girl’s got it all on her own. . .” ♡
possibly the hottest thing that’s come from your pretty lips, jack was cumming inside you in minutes, filling you to the brim with his load. turns out he likes to lose control sometimes after all! ‹𝟹
pope cody who asks you to give him a haircut, not expecting you to take in a dramatic gasp and climb into his lap, straddling his thighs, resting your hands on his broad shoulders.
"you want me to cut your perfect curls?" you say, running your fingers through his hair, tilting his face up towards you, "i don't think i can do that my love,"
"J said his girlfriend cuts his hair," pope says, looking up at you with a glimmer of confusion in his eyes, gripping down on your waist, "i just thought because you're mine..."
"i am yours," you say, leaning forward, placing a soft, sweet kiss on his lips, "but you look so handsome just the way you are,"
popes eyes flick down to where his hands rest on your waist, a small blush spreading across his cheeks.
"are you gonna ask me to cut of a toe next?" you say dramatically, twisting one of his auburn coils around your finger, "like, where does it end?"
"it's just hair," pope says, a small smile playing on his lips at your antics, "it'll grow back,"
you smile back at him before pulling his head to your chest, burying your face in his soft curls, breathing in his warm smell.
"i'll miss you," you mumble against his head. pope smacks your ass playfully.
"i don't want you to buzz it," he says as you pull back with a mischievous grin on your face, "just a little trim,"
"ok," you sigh, leaning forward, brushing the tip of your nose against his, "only because I love you so much,"
"i love you so much," pope says before connecting your lips in a gentle kiss.
Okay but like how am I not meant to want this old man? Look at him! He's always been cute and he's only gotten cuter. 😭

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Younger Jack & Jack 🩺
THE PITT SMAU - pt. 24
summary; just a totally made up hospital gala bc i wanted an excuse to use pics of shawn LOL...some drunk trinity and shen shenanigans...
warnings; umm nothing much. mentions of alcohol/alcohol consumption,, also the pics used in the instagram posts arent reflecting readers body, just the vision of the outfit i had in mind <3
a/n; probably only one or two parts left of this :'(
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You can’t help but stare at the picture. The one Baran had snapped and sent to you.
While Robby is away on his sabbatical, Baran accompanied Jack to a conference. On the first night, there’s always a very formal dinner and boy, oh boy, do you regret not taking Jack’s offer to be his stowaway.
Baran sent an image:
Baran: your guy after chatting nonstop to several board members
You: …he’s not the only one that’s thirsty 🥵
Baran: …please behave yourself
You: oh come on! you send me a hot ass pic of my hot ass husband and you expect me to be normal about it?!
You get a message from Jack and you immediately giggle.
Jack Jack: you’re making Baran uncomfortable
You: I’m sorry but she just sent me the hottest pic of you.
Jack Jack: wish you came with me now, huh?
You: don’t tease.
Jack Jack: 😘 love you sweetheart. I’ll call after the dinner.
You: fine fine. Don’t drink too much! I love you too!
Jack Jack: will do. Have a good rest of your shift. ❤️
You pocket your phone with a sigh and head back to the hub. You march right up to Lena, “I need a distraction. Any nursing students that need help?”
Lena turns to you, looking over her glasses, “Jamie’s in Centeral Nine if you wanna check on them.”
“Got it!” You give your charge nurse a salute and head over to the room, hoping that the night gives you ample distraction from the new image of your husband that’s now burned into your brain.
(I saw this pic on pinterest and I just couldn’t stop staring at it…)
EXACTLY 10 years ago today, Mr. Shane Madej sauntered into the skeptic’s chair and made his first appearance on Buzzfeed Unsolved! Though not officially The Ghoul Boys yet (their first ghost hunt together wouldn’t be until that October), this episode marked the start of a decade(!) of demon-berating, cryptid-hunting, fear-facing tomfoolery.
Whether you’ve been here since the completely legitimate acquisition of Goat Man’s Bridge or are just taking your first stroll around the Boo Bunker, thank you for your enthusiasm, your curiosity, and your heart. It truly means the world. 💚👻
(bonus: Ryan wearing this same shirt last week #musty)
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Brain dump (inspired by @lunarayletters brain dumps)
Jack Abbot who notices the little things.
When you look paler than usual, “it’s just the nights getting to me, no sunlight or time to tan,” you’d say.
He’d notice the dark circles around your eyes and ask if you’re getting enough sleep - ask silly things about sleep hygiene about black out blinds and screen time.
Then he’d notice you not eating. Not joining in on group orders on night shifts or just picking at the sub he got for you despite you insisting you didn’t want anything.
He’d approach you one shift after seeing your shaking hands when inserting an IV. He’d be so gentle about it.
He’d buy you protein shakes, pop them by your desk when you’re charting.
You’d find them in your locker with silly post-it notes on them labelled “from J :)”
He’d check in on you, let you know he’s there if you want to talk or if you don’t.
He’d make you little snack boxes of your safe foods and make sure you take your breaks.
catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight
wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back