Not Entirely Human

guy who believes 9/11 happened but on a different date

Time spent thinking about shotas is never wasted

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

call me dean the way i’m super weird about sam winchester. or something like that.

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

It is up for you to decide when you draw them I thonk

going up to a gay couple and showing them the drawing I did of them as the big pointy chinned yaoi and the little blue eyed yaoi, setting their respective roles in stone for the rest of their lives

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

do you think the chefs at shota hooters are also shotas or are they just like normal 9 to 5 dudes. because i feel like food prepared by a bunch of 8 year olds who can barely reach the stove might not be very good. unless they have like stools or something i guess

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know