Not Entirely Human

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

For sale, baby shoes, used and outgrown by my super healthy baby that I’m raising to be racist

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

fuck no im not following your alter she posts bad

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

this is what upstairs neighbors have

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

guy who believes 9/11 happened but on a different date

Time spent thinking about shotas is never wasted

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

call me dean the way i’m super weird about sam winchester. or something like that.

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

It is up for you to decide when you draw them I thonk

going up to a gay couple and showing them the drawing I did of them as the big pointy chinned yaoi and the little blue eyed yaoi, setting their respective roles in stone for the rest of their lives