Hello

Patrick looks like he’s been waiting his whole life for this

People seriously don’t know who Beck is? Did they not have a television or a radio in the 90s? This generation is so fucking sad. All people know or care about is Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and all that basic Top 40 stuff. Like y’all can’t even pick up a music magazine or…

yeah and some people aren’t even aware of Györstöc Ferentzbür the greatest austro-hungarian accordion player of the 1860’s like this generation is a pile of trash

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

Accidental performance art: priceless

i love this

that feel when your teacher is in line behind you in starbucks when you’re supposed to be in their class right now

update: he didn’t actually want to buy anything. he just wanted to follow me to class.

showed up to class 15 minutes late with starbucks and the teacher

James Potter turning in his homework in under Remus’ name that one time he forgot about an assignment after a particularly bad moon, and taking the detention himself.

Minerva McGonagall recognizing James’s handwriting and understanding exactly what had happened, and having James spend detention working on a no-credit special project because she knows he loves Transfiguration and can’t bear to punish him for taking the fall for his friend.

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on people who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

*reblogs so fast it almost breaks computer*