it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

do you guys remember in like 2024 when the funniest thing you could do was add a purple heart after a sentence

DNI if you have straight white teeth

blond men are satan’s soldiers

imagine hating on me when im in my room hating on me too

“you need to start thinking about building a family” no what I need is to have the money to buy house and decorate it just like I’ve always dreamed of

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

I admire people who don't lose interest in something for months

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

I was so crazy back then (1 hour ago)

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it