Cullen-Cannons

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

Outside you there are two wolves. At least. Probably more

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

vampire boyfriend who thinks it’s cute when you bite him back

dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

New slice of life plot just dropped

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Werewolf