Toast, But Only The Crust

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

I've never done any drugs but I imagine it must feel like seeing the muppets, bts, justin bieber, madonna, shakira, ted lasso and a bunch of random kids performing at the half time show of the world cup final (?)

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

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