kinky 5 year old

today I found out that in russian junkrat is called крысавчек which is literally just the russian words for rat and handsome boy fused together (крыса + красавчик) and its the best translation for anything that ive ever heard i never wanna call him junkrat again theres only handsome rat boy now

thank u russia

also roadhog here is турбосвин which is turbo and pig together ( турбо + свин ) so he is basically turbopig, but we call him Peppa

oh my god its even become better… handsome rat boy and turbo pig it’s like a fucking cartoon title

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

Is Russia even real

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

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When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today