5 hour knock me the fuck out

and it is of course well known that dragons are very cutes

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

the party mage just brought up the idea of each one of us taking a part of the sealing artifact to prevent them from being reunited again and releasing the evil, no way these dumb assholes aren't getting corrupted 🤦

okay so after a little time bonding with my shard of the blackstar, I've decided that 1) this was actually a pretty good idea and 2) all the armies of the earth must tremble before me

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here