Trippy Trash Panda

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

you misheard, I said this was a gander reveal party [releases a flock of angry geese]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes