HELLO?

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

An Icelandic woman named Gayson Thotdóttir

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

ten magnificent years

How long we been smoking dust for?

you know what they say play games win prizes

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

i bet this asshole thinks brunettes can wear jeans

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

the european union has just unanimously voted to make latvia and lithuania swap places