his majesty the spinach

Cousin Greg is the type of guy to stack a bunch of food together as a sandwich and unhinge his jaw and eat it in one fell chomp. Cousin Greg is the type of guy to get a popsicle and descend on it to it’s base and when he pulls off of it only a clean stick remains

would you rather have a tomgreg son or a kenstewy daughter

if i found out i was having a tomgreg son i would get an abortion. if i had a kenstewy daughter i would spare no expense for her and buy her designer clothes for her first day of kindergarten and hire a professional photographer to capture all of her important milestones on camera and she would never have to work a day in her life because i would financially support her forever

cousin greg looks like someone put the little murder boy from umbrella academy through a taffy stretcher