twin cities tessie

the chain of cause and effect is so funny. wdym the succession episode "Connor's Wedding" sent Rupert Murdoch's real-life children into a panic and caused them to take certain legal actions that ended up with Rupert Murdoch and his oldest son Lachlan buying out all the more progressive siblings, permanently quashing any hope of Fox News drifting even the tiniest bit leftward after Murdoch dies

happy 5 years to the craziest day of our lives

hey I know I haven’t been here in a while (shits been busy) but I had to log back on momentarily to tell you all that I work at Starbucks now and today is pumpkin spice launch day and. well I’ll be honest I thought the hype around PSL day was being exaggerated for comedic effect. but boy fucking howdy was I wrong

I’m not gonna judge you for enjoying pumpkin spice because it’s a fun seasonal drink and I think people should enjoy nice things. I AM going to judge you if you, a fully grown adult woman with a job, unleash a banshee shriek directly into my eardrums at 6 in the morning over it

hey I know I haven’t been here in a while (shits been busy) but I had to log back on momentarily to tell you all that I work at Starbucks now and today is pumpkin spice launch day and. well I’ll be honest I thought the hype around PSL day was being exaggerated for comedic effect. but boy fucking howdy was I wrong

if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

the most annoying people on any social media platform that hosts short-form video content are without a doubt the ones complaining about “food waste”

I’m not talking about people commenting on videos where someone pours 100 gallons of maple syrup on their counter for rage bait views btw. although tbh I think if you pay for 100 gallons of maple syrup you should be able to pour it all over your counter if you want. even if I personally think that’s a pretty stupid thing to do with your money and syrup and counter. because individual people buying food and then wasting it is not at all on the same environmental or economic scale as corporations throwing away hundreds of tons of unsold food items in an attempt to maximize profits. but tbh I’m not even talking about THOSE people, I’m talking about the people who comment about “food waste” on a skit where somebody throws a bagel across a room or dumps a box of cereal in the trash. truthfully the dumbest possible thing to put your time and energy towards hating.