whats up local tech bitch here

obi-wan: we can never sleep together again. cody: never. obi-wan: but... i was wondering if maybe we should try it once more. for the sake of practice. cody: i’d be into that idea. for the sake of proficiency.

han: why are you so scared that someone will know we're pounding it out? leia: precisely because you refer to sex as "pounding it out". 

cadet!tech: hunter, i can't sleep. i’m afraid of frankenstein. cadet!hunter: don't you mean frankenstein’s monster? cadet!tech: i do not. personally, i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.

obi-wan: [laying on the floor] my body is betraying me. cody: no, you're exhausted. cody: that happens to normal people when they keep throwing themselves into battle and refusing to sleep. obi-wan: i hate it.

tech: okay, so i know this is going to be hard to believe, but i've never kissed a girl.  crosshair: i find it hard to believe that you’d think i’d find that hard to believe. 

finn: i don’t really care where anyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?  rey: not in jail?  poe: alive?

wrecker: let's just hug it out. come on, hug it out! [bad batch struggles to get into a group hug] echo: who took my wallet? crosshair: sorry

echo: this is a map of all the possible places omega could have gotten off to this time hunter: that's a globe  tech: yeah, we have no clue where she is

tech: are you trying to seduce me? phee: what, are you seducible?

cid, to omega: what makes you think you can please everyone? hunter doesn’t like me.  hunter: that's true. cid: plenty of people don’t like those two.  wrecker: well, hey, now!  tech: mission accomplished. 

hunter: i still can't believe that officer pulled you over to tell you that you were driving perfectly. tech: why not? i was.

hunter: okay, what did we learn today? echo: do not deviate from plans. omega: teamwork is the key to challenge success! tech: operational procedures are important. wrecker: tanks are HEAVY! hunter: close enough.

tech: here are two pictures. one is your bunk. the other is a garbage dump on tatooine. can you tell which is which? wrecker, pointing: that one's the dump. tech: they're both your bunk.

wrecker: i was just about to do a sweet backflip to safety. tech: he's never once flipped.