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I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly
thomas: meet me! that's the happy me (:D), that's the dramatic me (;P), and that's the serious me (:U)
thomas: h
patton: why cant you function you dumb slut
thomas: h
virgil: shut up and look at my massive dick
thomas: you're literally me
virgil: yes and???????
thomas: look at this cool list of things I'm gonna do this year!
logan, roman, and patton simultaneously: that's bullshit
virgil: sweet party time look at my Massiv-
thomas: shut up put it away
janus, backstage: D:
thomas: I wanna talk about disney
roman: yeah!
virgil: me too
roman: unyeah!
thomas: guys I was in a Disney show!!!! :D
roman: *has like 3 strokes at once*
logan: also clickbait is Good, Actually
thomas: h
patton: FUCK YOU
logan: FUCK YOU
thimas: why dont you just fuck each other and then this problem will be solved jfc
patton: be gay do crime
patton: *commits arson*
thomas: guys I'm big lonely :(
virgil: so are we bitch you ain't special
thomas: guys I dont have a plan for this
logan: LARP time
thomas: what
logan: shut up
thomas: okay guys I'm gonna ask you questions
logan: we're literally you, shouldnt you know the answers already
thomas:
thomas: first question
roman: I Have Self Worth Issues
thomas: sorry I didnt hear you what was that
roman: I Have Shelf Worm Tissues
virgil: FUCK YOU
logan: ID FUCK YOU
virgil: what
logan: what
thomas: youtube is dumb
logan and roman: yeah!!!!
patton: bitch you dumb too, get your ass back in clown school
thomas: I miss my friends time to hallucinate
virgil: literally just call them im begging you
thomas: I wanna be a cartoon
janus, yelling from backstage: get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman you twink ass simp
thomas: I think I will get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman because im a twink ass simp
thomas: hehe granola go brrrr
logan: u dumbass slut
patton: where the fuck is virgil
roman: idk probably sending dick pics to remus
thomas: who
roman: nothing shut up. bitch
thomas: bro where were you
virgil: sending dick pics to remus cuz Obviously none of you wanted them
thomas: bro, I want your dick pics sometimes tho
virgil: bro......
thomas: okay we're bros now right
virgil: bitch I'm quirky, #notlikeothergirls
roman: anyway its Queer Eye special edition time step the fuck up kyle
thomas: :(((((
virgil: open your mouth!!!! johnny johnny!!!!!!
patton: ahh *from his mouth spill years upons years worth of stale Fruity Pebbles*
logan: close your fucking mouth
logan: *gets buried in stale Fruity Pebbles*
roman: you know what a good idea is. call him
virgil: that's a terrible idea you dumb fucking walnut now help me find logan
thomas: oh shit there he is
logan: patton you're a baby bitch
patton: in my entire defense fruity pebbles arent the worst
thomas: sleeby sleeby time
roman: WAKE UP WHORE ITS PEAK THIRST HOURS BABEYYYYY.!!!!!!!!
thomas: guys Joan's gonna hate me
virgil: have you tried showing them your dick
janus: not yet but I'll add that to the list right under tax fraud
thomas: who the fuck are you
janus: your mom
roman: Logan you're a bitch
logan: actually according to my calculations and extensive research uh Fuck You
roman: gladly
logan: wait
thomas: logan we made you a jam
logan: THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED OH MY FUCKING GOD. UN-FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW THIS IS ALL IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH
roman: I like jam too
thomas: roman with all due respect shut your whore mouth
thomas: guys is clown school really what I should be doing with my life
patton: ok Thomas just relax I just need you to close your eyes for a second while we redo the initiation
logan: what ????
patton: *starts chanting in latin*
thomas: virgil can we just like. cuddle or something
virgil: shut up its halloween you know what that means
thomas: *sigh* dick pics?
virgil: My Massive Dong Gets WHIPPED
thomas: guys look at this cool spicy as hell callback
patton: *slaps it out of his hands* Thomas you are frankly a Disgrace
janus: what the fuck did you just say
patton: I Said What I Said!!!!!!
janus: lovely so in the 5 seconds I have been standing here I have created a 500 slide PowerPoint on why you are, in fact, a dumbass little stinky Bitch
patton: roman tell him off for me!!!!
roman: *crying* off
roman: guys I have self esteem issu-
remus: *bitch slaps him into a coma* virgil why have you been ignoring my texts
virgil: cuz you're stinky that's why
logan: everyone calm the fuck down
remus: *slaps logan*
thomas: gasp!
logan: *slaps remus*
thomas: GASP!
thomas: hrgh
roman: you're so whiny okay geez I Guess we'll watch frozen *rigs vote*
logan: literally nobody wants to watch frozen
roman: I cant believe you guys are making us watch this *presses play*
logan: stop then??????
roman: what a stupid movie *turns volume up*
logan: jesus lord give me strength
thomas: I'm a dumbass whore
roman: yeah
janus: yeah
logan: yeah
patton: hulk smash
janus: I'll hulk smash your ass if you dont shut the fuck up
patton: actually about that
Can I ask for help from the screenshot queen? I really need some screenshots of Remy facing the left side of the screen. Heâs just almost always looking right, and it wonât work for what I want to make. Thank you!
This is the only thing I have where he looks left, if that doesnât work for you Iâd reccommend flipping one of Remyâs regular shots on the x-axis!
this just in: remy only knows how to look right
Every time I see a post about updog Iâm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but whatâs updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, thatâs a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Youâre thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, thatâs uptalk. Youâre thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely thatâs Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Thatâs Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Youâre thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no thatâs an updraft
updog isnât a noun at all, itâs a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, thatâs upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on peopleâs laps.
No thatâs a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No thatâs an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Whatâs a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
GOTTEM
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

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PRIDEFALL IS FAKE.
The group that âorganized itâ DOESNâT EXIST ANYMORE.
I saw this same type of thing go around last June too, and that post was also fake.
DO YOUR RESEARCH. ITâS NOT REAL.
Stop spreading posts, all youâre doing is making people afraid.
If youâre that concerned that itâs real, report it to somewhere that can actually do something about it instead.
Sending this around again bc people are still reblogging stupid posts.
a cosplay cafe where employees are encouraged but not required to dress up
you are served tea by a nice gent in a neon fursuit
a morose sasuke takes your orderÂ
link the waiter is in the background, dropping dishware
the cafe is owned by an older man who reminisces about his past as a cabbage merchant
please somebody make this a thing i will follow that comic to the ends of the earth
just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first
What are the extra two?
Denial 2 and Astral Projection
The plot to every Sanders Sides episode:
This one is even more accurate in the context of the new episode sjsjjsjs
WERE TALKING MORALS NOW
BITCH
and in a brilliant moment of word association, I created this.Â
thats it thats the whole series
why is somebody playing rave music outside

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no one:
me: *hyperfixates on something and disappears everywhere else, only speaking to my cousin and myself as i monologue to my empty room*
hello fresh got more screen time than logan iâm so emo
update logan beat hello fresh this time
me, eagerly waiting to see who will fall to hello fresh this round
VIRGIL HAS FALLEN
AHSJSNWNWNWKKSOSIWNNW
guys where are you
Steven Universe may be over, but the good news is that there are still plenty of other awesome cartoons that are currently airing! So if you're looking for something to watch, why not give some recognition to these underrated gems:
Amphibia
Genre: Fantasy, Comedy, Adventure
Synopsis: Ordinary Anne Boonchuy, 13, finds a treasure chest that sends her to Amphibia, a world full of frogs, toads, and giant insects. With help from Sprig, she must adjust to life in Amphibia and discover her first true friendship in her life.
Where to watch: Disney Channel, Disney Now App, Disney+
We Bare Bears
Genre: Comedy, Adventure
Synopsis: Three bear brothers do whatever they can to be a part of human society by doing what everyone around them does.
Where to watch: Cartoon Network, Hulu, CN App
The Owl House
Genre: Fantasy, Dark comedy
Synopsis: A teenager finds herself stuck in the Demon Realm and battles the forces of evil alongside a rebellious witch and a pint-sized warrior.
Where to watch: Disney Channel, Disney Now App
Craig of the Creek
Genre: Slice of life, Comedy
Synopsis: Craig of the Creek follows a young boy, Craig, and his two friends, Kelsey and JP, as they go on adventures within a world of untamed, kid-dominated wilderness in the creek.
Where to watch: Cartoon Network, Hulu, CN App
Hilda
Genre: Fantasy, Adventure
Synopsis: Hilda follows the adventures of a fearless blue-haired girl as she travels from her home in a vast magical wilderness full of elves and giants, to the bustling city of Trolberg, where she meets new friends and mysterious creatures who are stranger - and more dangerous - than she ever expected.
Where to watch: Netflix
Final Space
Genre: Sci-fi, Comedy, Drama
Synopsis: Gary Goodspeed goes on intergalactic adventures with his planet-destroying sidekick Mooncake and anthropomorphic cat (and bounty hunter) Avocato. Together they will take on The Lord Commander and try to stop him from getting to 'Final Space': the most powerful and mystifying force in all the universe, which could very well mean the end of life itself.
Where to watch: TBS, Adult Swim, Amazon Prime
Epithet Erased
Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Comedy
Synopsis: Twelve-year-old Molly gets stuck in Sweet Jazz Museum after dark with warring groups of odd thieves who have unique powers like her called epithets attempting to steal an amulet rumored to have the ability to take a person's epithet.
Where to watch: VRV, YouTube (Jelloapocalopse channel)
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
Genre: Fantasy, Action, Adventure
Synopsis: Kipo Oak, a thirteen-year-old girl, is searching for her father after being forced to flee from her underground city. To do so, she travels through an overgrown post-apocalyptic urban wasteland ruled by sentient mutant animals ("mutes"), together with her new friends Wolf, Mandu, Benson and Dave.
Where to watch: Netflix
Glitch Techs
Genre: Sci-fi, Action
Synopsis: Game-world monsters are wreaking real-world havoc. Here comes tech support.
Where to watch: Netflix
Milo Murphy's Law
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure
Synopsis: An animated comedy adventure series that follows 13-year-old Milo Murphy, the fictional great-great-great-great grandson of the Murphy's Law namesake. Milo is the personification of Murphy's Law, where anything that can go wrong, will go wrong; but he is prepared for every possibility, armed with knowledge, a backpack full of supplies and his fearless friends, Melissa and Zack. Together, with an endless sense of optimism and enthusiasm, the trio turn any catastrophe into an adventure and often ruin Dakota and Cavendish's attempts to salvage pistachios along the way.
Where to watch: Disney Channel, Disney Now App
Also, the season premieres for DuckTales and She-Ra are coming on April 4th on Disney Channel and May 15th on Netflix respectively. Those two shows aren't particularly underrated, but you should still watch them because they're awesome!
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when i say flood my inbox, i mean flood it. go wild yâall.
Go absolutely insane
ask me things hmu i will literally die
Just ask me random shit for the hell of it!
Freak me out
Get awkwardly personal
I JUST WANT SOCIAL INTERACTION!
Or ask me to write. (Even tho I have those sitting in my inbox. I want more)
Iâm always up for social interaction!Â
Dont be shy! I love to shoot the shit :)
Donât hesitate to say hello!
Yes, please! Shoot away!
You could send me an ask that just says âbeansâ and Iâd be excited, tbf
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A reminder for artists who have been drawing a lot (like me)
Make sure to only work for a few hours at a whack then take a 30-minute break. Try to aim for no more than 3-4 hours of work.
Stretch your wrists as often as possible! Try these stretches during your break
Keep a glass of water on hand
GO PEE ITâS OKAY
Set an alarm to remind yourself when to eat
If your wrist or shoulder starts to hurt, STOP
Remember: this is not a competition to see how much art you can do! Take breaks. Draw when you want, not because you have to.
Keep up the good work!Â
Someone needed to make a writer version of this so i will.
Set reminders to eat
Schedules are good yes but dont stress your self geting that one chapter out
If your fingers hurt from typing its okay to break a bit
If you want better leverage and to keep aches down put a rolled up rag under your forearms for it.
Set reminders to eat and eat natural sugars
Hot tea always helps me focus better
If youâre having trouble thinking if those next couple words take a break and come back to it. Itâll come to you eventually
An important addition!
you ever like go to make a post on here but as youâre typing suddenly every single possible misinterpretation and nitpicking argument that can and will be made on it flashes before your eyes and ur like ok nvm close post