In my head

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

I’m picturing it as we speak

Maaaan there was a version of this that also did all the spellcard calling too. I wish I’d saved it now.

A classic

The laughter this cause almost killed me

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

@funnier-when-objectum

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one