hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

old lady on my bus likes my evil x keyring so much that she’s asked me to get her one. anything for you girl 😁

Ok now the damn bus driver wants one..

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

We better get fucking RPF baited from this stupid TVL concert

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention

sam and cas disaster in-laws so true. but also! rowena and dean disaster in-laws is so underrated. they're failgirls together. they're so smart and so stupid and so femme together. they don't start any apocalypses but they do worse things like putting on blonde wigs for disguise and trying to take down demon pimps etc.

Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

official boob post

There are only two genders: Johnny Bravo and Jessica Rabbit

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say