im a great cool, i feel a good but u make me angry

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

THISSSSSSSSS man the day my nonna's sewing kit was handed to me something changed in me

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)