Exist as hard as you can.

Princess. Princess! PRINCESS!!!!

this is a website full of SINNERS, SICKOS, and HOMOS!!!!!

So tell me .... what sins of the past still haunt you?

Did you do hamilton discourse? Become the most popular jonas brothers rpf writer on AO3 when you were 13? Did you make a fake post on tumblr about owning the homophobes? Did you spend 2 years roleplaying as a middle aged mom who writes letters to serial killers in the true crime community before eventually deleting the 10,000 follower blog in shame? Did you do hamilton discourse?

Father Strange is here to offer a comforting ear and absolve you of your guilt. You many now unburden yourself anonymously in my inbox.

The idea is that, while they can’t swing around New York, they CAN run at high speeds for long stretches of time. So, while they lack in the creative expression of different web types and unique gizmos, their exchanges with villains often devolve into them sprinting towards their opponent, grabbing them with the freaky wall climbing hair-things, and refusing to let go until they surrender.

Kingpin: “get back to work! I want this death ray up by noon!”

Surprisingly well paid goon: “Hey, does anyone else hear… patting?”

Kingpin: *facepalms* “Oh, please no.”

*pap* *pap* *pap* *pap*

Understandably well paid goon: *looks over edge of building* “huh…”