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@cryptidcarousel
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE
LIKE THIS
WHO BROUGHT THIgS BACK
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Watching the Veilguard gameplay trailer over and over again like
so usually the combat barks when anders is ko'd in combat are a variation of "oh no!! anders!!!" or "ah that fuckin mage just fell down" but I just noticed that carver's response is "We lost the Warden? That's not right!"
which??? jkdlj;s;s;sl he can't fuckin STAND that guy but he respects the wardens and thus he respects anders abilities im....
meanwhile if carver joins the wardens merrill reassures hawke by saying "Carver is strong. If Anders could survive the Joining, I'm sure he will." which is SO FUNNy she really said "this man has the approximate constitution of wet tissue paper im sure your very large brother will be fine"
On the flipside of this, if Carver goes down, Anders immediately jumps to “Carver’s DEAD”. Sorry Hawke, it’s my medical opinion there’s nothing I can do for your shithead brother.
Who wants to frolic in the woods with me and giggle like gay elves?
Btw they’ve literally had multiple helicopter searches for people in the woods I live in. It’s a swamp.
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when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.
the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.
anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.
given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
Rare Scooby-Doo good guy reveal
dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
davrin dragon age you have to stop. your dalish grey warden swag is too different. the prospects of you getting javik mass effect va are too insane. your monster hunter career is too powerful. your griffon is too cute. they'll kill you davrin dragon age
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they stopped a whole ass blight. give them the griffon.
good for him
I'm obsessed with this tweet
we’re all gonna be sixty posting shit like: cranberry juice…
Idk if I need to go into the woods and yell for an hour straight or have sex so violent it could be considered a felony.
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sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"
*turns over a log in the woods and sees the little bugs engaged in a fistfight* have you guys ever seen the sun
